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(His Total Blackout tour wraps that month, first in L. and then in New York City, with the last stop, of course, in Brooklyn.) As for why having a black audience might make the most sense, expect to hear jokes about why every black dad should “begin his son’s day with a punch to the face” to teach black boys how to survive in America, and other material not necessarily safe for white people.
Chris Rock hasn’t put out a special since 2008, but in a way, it hardly matters: He's one of the best comics in history because he found a way to not only infiltrate fans' heads but take up permanent residency there.
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You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? Hey, if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law. So, you can say “black people have made progress”, but to say “black people have made progress” would mean we deserved to be segregated. Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
At Sunday's Clive Davis pre-Grammy dinner, Chris was extra cozy with "Arrow" star Megalyn Echikunwoke.
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Until then, here’s a taste of what to expect, in our round-up of Rock’s funniest lines. the Oscars The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they're not mad they lost. And if they got so many strippers at college, how come I never got a smart lap dance? the police I had a cop pull me over the other day, scared me so bad, made me think I stole my own car.
Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I never got a girl that sat on my lap and said, "If I was you, I would diversify my portfolio.